So we had mixed results in the ratings in the first week of original programming in the Primetime game. Academia Erotica came last in its slot with only 16% of the audience and with 26% not watching. Ouch.

Coasting on the other hand did very well, getting 48% of the audience and winning its timeslot. Its competitors were admittedly rather weak. Still having a hit show did give us some bargaining power.

We managed to sell two news shows this week – Bobst Boy and The Illustrator. Coasting we sold to ABC as NBC weren’t offering us much for it.

Here are this week’s show summaries:

Coasting

Claire decides to keep quiet about Matthew’s underhanded dealings with Far-I Productions. In return she gets invited to a glamorous industry party. She gets some evil looks from her colleagues who weren’t so lucky. Beth invites herself, and the two head straight for the champagne cocktails. Later that evening she gets felt up by a coked-up Simon Cowell, who is not happy to take no for an answer and walks away with the threat to make things hard for her at work. But does he even know who she is? And who are the crazy couple hanging around with Matthew?

One liner:
Look what I found on my ass: Claire has a close encounter with Simon Cowell

The Illustrator

In the isolated coastal town of Omey, Massachussetts a man emerges from the sea late one Fall evening. He doesn’t speak. Or at least he won’t. He is carrying no identification. He gives no clue to his origin. It is not clear whether he is sane or crazy, intelligent or simple. He possesses a prodigious talent for drawing – perhaps he is an exiled artist? One man in the town agrees to shelter him until it can be determined whence he came. The townspeople are suspicious and hostile apart from his host and one young girl. Starring Jeremy [I’m sorry, I’ve forgotten that guy’s surname], and Dakota Fanning.

One liner:
A man with no history, a girl without suspicion, a town in trouble

Bobst Boy

The legend of Bobst Boy lives on in this mystery thriller series that
features the library hero fighting for his survival in his unusual
living circumstances and for answers to NYU’s biggest secrets.

Witness the innovative ways Bobst Boy, Steve Stanzak,, make
Greenwich’s most grotesque building Bobst Library home, while he finds
means to survive not paying dorm housing. But also join this young
Sherlock Holmes in his greater mission: to uncover NYU’s darkest and
deepest secrets through clues millions of books on the premise provide
him and to solve the student suicide mysteries of deceased students
whose unhappy ghosts he encounters, sometimes befriends and often
psychoanalyzes.

This week, watch Bobst Boy make a clever escape from library guards
with his backhanded knowledge of the library and help from his
depressed, but cunning phantom friends.

Now we’ll just have to see what the public likes. I’ll have to look at the ratings some more because they seem stranger in places. Sex-based shows did well on Wednesday but not later in the week. Perhaps the saturation just bored people.

I’m taking a class in Tisch School of the Arts called Primetime: The Game of Television. The whole semester is one long role-playing game based on the TV industry.

The first season is three weeks long and I’m working with two girls from my class as a Production Company called Rockett Productions. We sold five shows to two networks.

Here are the descriptions of the shows:

Family Guy

“MIND OVER MURDER”

Peter gets in trouble with the law after hitting a pregnant woman at Chris’ soccer game and is put under house arrest. After having a vision of the Pawtucket Patriot he opens a bar in the basement and soon Lois lives out her dreams as a singer. Meanwhile Stewie is having teething problems so decides to build a time machine so that he can speed up the process.
One Liner:
Stewie Griffin: “For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!

Extras

A new six-part comedy series set in the world of film and television and focused in particular on the mundane tedium of life as an extra. Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, makers of The Office, are back together for more cringe-making, must-see hilarity. Ricky (The Office’s David Brent) will play Andy Millman – a jobbing extra with aspirations.
The Nun episode: Andy pretends there’s a God and get a date while Maggie takes lessons on phone filth from a wimple-wearing Kate Winslet.

One Liner:
Makers of the Office and Celebrity Guest Stars poke fun at the TV industry and its denizens.

The Stars Tonight with Rachel Bilson

Trendy young star and OC actress Rachel Bilson hosts a
30-minute entertainment show on the latest news about the rising stars and celebrities from a young and hip perspective. Entertainment news stories cover up-and-coming young celebrities, as well as follow
emerging music, fashion and lifestyle trends. University grounds will
often be location for news segments, and provide subjects for stories.
Reporting both lighthearted and serious issues the young want to be
informed of, four segments related to Hurricane Katrina will make up the first episode: coverage of Oprah’s Benefit Bakesale, the Music Katrina Benefit Concert, Survivor Interviews and Celebrity Responses.

One Liner:
Watch the stars come out tonight – Oprah’s bakesale

Coasting

Natalie Portman stars as Claire – a smart twenty-something trying to make her way in the competitive world of a TV network. Her scruples are constantly tested as she comes into contact with the sordid dealings and lifestyle peccadilloes of her bosses and the big players in the TV game. This week Claire finds out more than she wanted to know about her colleague Matthew – but now that she knows, a big decision needs to be made. Can she do the right thing and avoid alienating the one person she trusts at work? Luckily she can go home and mull it over with a glass of wine and some pizza. But roommate Beth has different ideas…

One Liner: The intriguing world of working in TV and living in New York through the eyes of a smart young woman. Starring Natalie Portman

Academia Erotica

Student-volunteer dancers from universities around the nation compete
in an American Idol-style erotic show. Open auditions in which each
university chooses its erotic-student representation will be held in
the beginning of the one-hour show. After a series of eliminating
rounds, the final five groups from the universities compete for the
Academia Erotica Title. Professional dance instructors, erotic
entertainers and adult-movie directors will make up the panel of
judges who will arbitrate the nationwide competition. Student dancers
come up with their most fantastical erotic costumes and props for
their dance presentations, and playroll from any of the three themes:
S & M, student-teacher play and school girl/school boy tease. No
nudity is allowed, and there’s an extensive rules that govern the
role-playing. A full education package will be given to the student
winners.

One Liner: A different kind of eduction – the nation’s students compete to be the nation’s Erotic Idol

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